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Question #3766 posted on 03/02/2004 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

I have this crazy brazillian on my floor, and he wants to go clubbing... aka, dancing, somewhere cool. So tell me where the hip places are. I know of Trolley Square, Axis, and Bricks in SLC, but don't know the atmosphere, and if it's a place for the mormon crowd. And Club Fusion/Omni in Provo. I hear it's way lame, are some nights better than others, or are there any good places to go in Utah Valley?

NKOTB

A: NKOTB,
Look, I really don't mean to be rude, but it's difficult to go clubbing around here. This ain't LA or Miami, man. Try some places out, but you're probably better off going to Salt Lake. And don't get your hopes up too much; the Utah Valley isn't known for its night life. And as far as I'm concerned, that's just fine.

-Benvolio