"My brother is too kind. He was eminent when my eminence was only imminent." -Niles Crane
Question #3857 posted on 03/05/2004 12:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

You may be familiar with Liningson. He asks questions frequently. If you had to choose, if Liningson and I were to go on a mission to Mars, who would be the first one to walk on it?

-Totally diggin' the red planet.

A: Dear Totally,
Probably Liningson. He's a little more assertive.
- Celery