"When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do. " - Walt Disney
Question #3868 posted on 03/06/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

How much is a kiss worth?

-dating hurts

A: Dear Hurt,

It depends all on the giver, to some it's worth a lot, to some it's just chump change.

A: Dear Dating Hurts,

They're worth less the more they're given out.

A: Dear Hurt,

Apparently yours was worth a lot more than the recipient thought, eh? Tough luck on your end.

A: Dear wounded heart:

There's a 50 cent connection fee and a flat rate of $1.50 per second. $5 per incident fee if there's any tongue involved. But there are some plans now that will give you package deals: 300-3600 anytime seconds with unlimited nights and weekends. It costs an arm, a leg, quite a bit of your stomach, most of your mind, and almost all your heart, but it's worth it if you're a frequent frencher.

-- The Keeper of Usurped Sets
A: Dear dh,

Apparently more than 35 bucks because that's about what the PF Chang's bill came to and I didn't get any.