"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." - Dr. Seuss
Question #39 posted on 09/11/2003 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why do girls like shoes so much? I have 3 pairs, but most of the girls I know have over ten pairs. I don't understand it.
- Saladman

A: Dear Saladman,
It's like guys having a million ties. Shoes are to ties. You can't wear the same shoes with every outfit, it just doesn't work!! We can't wear tennis shoes with dresses or khakis; we can't wear dress shoes with jeans; we have to have sandals and flip-flops to wear in the summertime... you get the idea. It's all about shoes. And ties. I mean, shoes.