Dear 100 Hour Board,
Liningson has told me before that Mario is actually a communist. I see many similarities but I don't think so. I actually pointed out that Luigi kind of looks like Fidel Castro. Mario raises a red star over the castle after he crushes it. Liningson claims that the flag before that is a peace sign. No way!!! It's a skull and cross bones. What are your views on this controversial issue?
- Up the anty
Don't worry about communism among the Mario Brothers. Be worried about the Smurfs. A totally acultural, and nearly asexual, society, living in a communal economic system! And their beloved leader even looks like Marx! A bunch of no-good, pinko, commie-lovers if I ever saw one!
And don't forget the evil capitalist who was driven by the prospect of gold.