The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
If you could be any type of vegetable (or fruit), what would you be? Yeah, I'm pretty much basing this off VeggieTales.

- A beautiful, young asparagus

A: Dear Asparagus,

Probably a strawberry. Maybe an ear of corn.

A: Dear Asparagus,

Vegetable? We wouldn't be any type of vegetable, we don't do anything.

-the pirates (who don't do anything)
A: Dear A beautiful, young asparagus,

Um, a grape?

-Pa Grape
A: Dear Aspiring Asparagus,

I would have to be a partially shucked ear of corn, because the individual kernals greatly resemble my abs.

- Mighty Quinn
A: Dear Asparagi,

I'd be . . . a banana, covered in yogurt, next to some grapes, all of us wearing molten peanut butter. Mmmm.

Else I'd be a kiwi, cause they're both sweet and sharp. Oh wait. They're kinda small and brown and furry, too. Shoot.