"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death." - Harold Wilson
Question #40 posted on 09/11/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How come May Hall does not have lights for its basketball court? How do you expect me to practice?
- Karl Malone

A: Dear Karl,
Because Helaman Halls isn't worried about May Hall right now. In fact, it's about to be remodeled, so electricity there isn't exactly on the agenda. Sorry man. But have heart; soon you'll be playing at Merrill.
- Duchess