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Question #41503 posted on 12/17/2007 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What is the best frozen concentrate beverage on the market? The ones I've tried thus far have only been sub-par!

-A poet who is very much aware of her rhyming abilities

A: Dear free verse,

Of course they're sub-par! They're "frozen concentrate beverages." The better ones will be a little less expensive than the most expensive ones. And if you want the best ones, go to a higher-end grocery store and see what they have. If you want good juice, you shouldn't be getting frozen concentrate. If you want great juice, you should squeeze yourself. But since that's not practical for most college students, you'll either have to learn to like the crappy stuff, or go somewhere other than Reams.

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