Dear 100 Hour Board,
This is more of a comment than a question:
Since you are the 100 Hour Board I thought it fit to share this news story with you:
"Man freed after 100 hours trapped in a lavatory"
All I can say is I now feel really sorry for the questions in our inbox. They must feel something like this poor man, being trapped for 100 long hours in the small, uninteresting confines of our limited-access corner of the internet. How they dream of the day when the inbox door will at last swing open - when they will be freed - posted for all the world to read.
Of course, our inbox doesn't have weird, red toilet paper like this lavatory apparently did, so maybe our questions are better off after all.