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Question #41540 posted on 12/17/2007 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What frowned upon and/or morally questionable job do you think would be fun to have and why? (Examples: a thief that steals from the rich to give to the poor, a wine taster, etc.)

- Felastizairu

A: Dear fela,

How about a wine thief? Ha ha!

I think being a bartender would be pretty cool. You're the master of your bar, you're cool and sober, you're everybody's friend... and hey, knowing how to mix dozens of interesting drinks off the top of your head is awesome! It's like modern-day alchemy!

A: Dear airu,

Yeah. I would totally be a bartender. Not, like, the girl who serves beer from behind the crappy bar, but the person serving from one of those hot jazz clubs or something.

A: Dear tiza,

Hit man. You get to practice CIA tactics, meet new people, experience a high-intensity job, try out new military technology, make a lot of money and, above all, work in a high-demand field. Job security! There are always going to be those dirty politicians who just need to go.

-You, the Reader
A: Dear Polish-looking name:

A lawyer. Don't even try to tell me that some people don't frown upon that one.

A: Dear Felastizairu,

I have always always for as long as I can remember wanted to work with racehorses at a racetrack. I've worked with them on a farm, but always dreamed of getting to the track someday.