If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

Dear Captain,

In exactly 47 words, please logically explain why the U.S. should pull out of the UN. (Since it's my dime, filler words such as 'well...', 'like', or 'gee' cannot be used, and also, avoid the word 'the')

- Bushchicken

A: Dear Buschicken,

Here is a list of why we should get out:

Mitigation of US sovreignty.
World Court.
France has a veto.
Syria has a place on the security council.
Iran is on the "Human Rights Council"
It is over 50% US funded.

The captain