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Question #4317 posted on 03/20/2004 12:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

If you were forced to choose or else your mother's house would become demolished, who would you rather go to the prom with and why: Hillary Clinton or Rosie O'Donnell?

- Liningson

A: Dear Liningson,

Time to move, Mom.

- Irreverent
A: Dear Liningson:

Knowing my mom, she'd sooner watch the bulldozers munch her dwelling than watch one of her sons go through a night of absolute living hell having to go to a teenager-infested dance with a woman twice his own age.

-- Misaneroth
A: Dear Liningson,

I'd have a much better chance of scoring if I went with Hillary. She's gotta have some killer pent up frustration. Rosie on the other hand, isn't even interested in guys. I'd have no chance of getting any. So naturally I'd be going with Rosie.

-Thor
(PS. This question made me whince even more than the papercut on the eyeball comment)