If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Question #4322 posted on 03/20/2004 12:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
My Toyota truck is 10,000 miles away from 300,000 miles. Don't they have some type of reward for achieving 300,000 miles?
- trueblat

A: Dear Trublat,

Congratulations. Your reward is that you haven't had to buy another car (or two) yet.

- Beemer Boy