If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Question #44 posted on 09/08/2003 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Is it true that voluptuous crocodiles live only in Australia?

A: Dear Pablo,
No, the most voluptuous crocodiles known to man are from southern Florida. Kinda how other things started with Florida...anthrax, elections, hijackers etc...
- The captain

A: Dear Captain,
They'll get theirs come next hurricaine season, you can be sure.