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Dear 100 Hour Board,
I've lately become a big fan of the show "The Apprentice". I was wondering if Troy, the guy from Boise, ID, is LDS. If you could shed some light on this it would be very helpful! Thanks so much. You all are great!
- watcher of the apprentice

A: Dear Watcher,

The LDS people love to talk. They especially like to spread rumors about famous people being LDS, as if it were a sign that the church was true. They even like to spread rumors that famous non-LDS people are LDS. "Michael Jackson is LDS; the church MUST be true! And repentance must REALLY work!" After much research, I didn't find anything (not even a rumor) that suggested that Troy is LDS. This would imply that he's not. Perhaps you should refer him to the missionaries...