If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
The reason you cannot bring food and drink items into the football stadium is not a choice made by BYU, but rather by the NCAA and Homeland Security. I don't know what the logic is, but it's a regulation from them, not from BYU, other stadiums have the same rules. It's not just us.
- Security