Dear 100 Hour Board,
It has come to my attention that a couple of my roommates have misrepresented my Mario Kart playing. I would NEVER in my life use Big Bertha and Baby Luigi. If I were playing Bowser's Castle I would use Diddy Kong and Baby Bowser. This is the most outrageous misrepresentation ever befallen upon an upper-division Mario Kart player. I demand justice. How will you right this wrong?!?!
Nathan Randall Rigby
PS I do have a girlfriend--her name is Princess Toadstool and she is NOT in another castle!!
Dude, you need to ease up on the Mario Kart.