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Question #44950 posted on 05/12/2008 3:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Me and some friends were wondering what some terrifying titles would be for a Death Lord, you know, something that strikes fear into the hearts of men?
I try to think up titles, but it seems that I only make up ones with double entendres by accident, such as The Twisted Nether.
So can you provide a list of titles that would deal with doom, destruction, anarchy, etc? Thank you.

- The Envoker of Diefic Paroxysims

A: Dear The Lover of Fancy Words,

So this question has been sitting here for a while and nobody's answered it. I think the reason is that any such title, out of context, tends to start sounding kind of cheesy. I just think of titles like The Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, The Dancing Destroyer, The Count of Monte Fisto... ok, wait, maybe I'm just thinking of Apollo Creed, not a so-called Death Lord. Fine, let's see what I can come up with...

The Harbinger of Hades
The President of Paralyzing Pain
The Fomenter of Fear
The Eruption of Destruction


Hmmm, ok, too much alliteration and rhyming. How about...

The CEO of Death, Inc.

Ok, seriously, I'm going to come up with a serious one now...

The Master of Malevolence
The Incarnation of Desolation
The Apparition of Decomposition
The Hoarder of Disorder
The Stalker of Styx


Dang it! Ok, for reals this time, this is going to be a good one...

hmm...

uh...

The Guru of Screw You?

Look, I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm going to be able to help you. Unless you need a boxing promoter.

-=Optimus Prime=-