"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual." -House
Question #4511 posted on 03/27/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why didn't Mormon write the names of the three Nephites?
- yournamehere

A: Dear nameless,

Go read 3 Nephi 28:25. The Lord forbade him to write them, and he was obedient. Good enough for me.

A: Dear yournamehere,

Imagine the publicity they'd be getting. They'd probably be so swamped with people asking, "How was the First Coming? What's Christ like?" that they'd never be able to accomplish the work they've been left on earth to do.