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Question #454 posted on 09/15/2003 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
The water level in the small river by heritage and DT has dropped dramatically in the past few days. Can it be fixed? And what will happen to the ducks?
- Sad and Worried

A: Dear soon to be sadder,
Actually, the canal is going to be drained and covered over sometime next year. The ducks, being ducks, will find a way to survive by leeching off the bread that freshmen give them, and maybe they'll go to botany pond. They just have to figure it out. For more information on the draining deal, check the archives of the Daily Universe.
- Duchess