"My brother is too kind. He was eminent when my eminence was only imminent." -Niles Crane
Question #4708 posted on 04/03/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
ZZ Top boasts some impressive beards. Are they real?
- clean, but not shaven

A: Dear Clean,
Very much so. At one point Gillette offered the members of the band a sizable sum of money to appear in a commercial shaving their beards. But the band members said no dice, and they are still the bearded wonders.