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Question #4708 posted on 04/03/2004 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
ZZ Top boasts some impressive beards. Are they real?
- clean, but not shaven

A: Dear Clean,
Very much so. At one point Gillette offered the members of the band a sizable sum of money to appear in a commercial shaving their beards. But the band members said no dice, and they are still the bearded wonders.

-Benvolio