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Question #4790 posted on 04/05/2004 12:03 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How would you define a relationship?
- relationship trauma

A: Dear traumatized,

A relationship is a particular type of connection existing between people related to or having dealings with each other.

A: Dear relationship trauma,
You're probably referring to a romantic relationship between two individuals, each of the opposite sex (hopefully). In that case, I can't help you, because it seems to vary from person to person. I have excellent relationships with my girlfriends, my roommates, general aquaintances, and my family. Romantic-wise there are none. Not since I've been trying to recover falling off the cliff by the pirates...
- That One Girl
A: Dear RT,

When you care about someone else, their feelings, and what happens to them, it's a bone fida relationship.