My kisses are sort of limited to...well, female human things. -Claudio
Question #4905 posted on 04/10/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What does ROTC stand for? And I don't mean the one where there's army people or something...I think it might have something to do with NCMO?

A: Dear Psychotic,

ROTC. Let's see, that's:

Really Orange Traffic Cones
Running Outta Time Crunchy
Racquetball Only Takes Coaching
Retching On Twisted Cellos
Ralph Owes Tammy Chocolate
Rusty Old Tomato Cartons
Rummaging Over Tuna Cans
Rueing Oscar's Tarnished Chihuahua
Reaching Over To Cuddle
Relying On Total Committment

Yeah, I'm really bad at this, huh? Well, my favorite was my first one: Really Orange Traffic Cones, which implies your relationship is going to undergo some construction, so beware.