"Barring polygamy, you will break up with every person you date minus one." - Yellow
Question #4967 posted on 04/13/2004 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Help! My birkenstocks suddenly got this really nasty foot smell going. How do I kill the stench but not the sandals?

- The Real Jibblies

A: Dear Real Jibblies,
Bounce dryer sheets. Rub one of 'em in there really well, then leave one in each overnight (as often as necessary) to cure the smell.
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