"My brother is too kind. He was eminent when my eminence was only imminent." -Niles Crane
Question #4993 posted on 04/13/2004 12:03 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

If your roommate dies during a given semester or term, do all of your remaining roommates, including yourself, get A's in all the classes?

Lazy Student

A: Dear Lazy Student,

If you'd check the archives, you could find the answer to your question.

A: Dear Lazy,

Short answer: Go look it up.

Long answer: Get off your lazy backside and go do your homework.

--Cucumber squared
A: Dear Lazy Student,

No. So don't even think about it.

A: Dear Lazy Student-

It would be much easier to do your homework than it would be to kill a roommate and get away with it.

-The Franchise