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Question #5019 posted on 04/15/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why am I always cold and my husband is always hot?
- (Tiffany)

A: Dear Tiffany,

Check the archives from April 5 [Board Question #4795].

A: Dear Tiffany,

So he can warm you up. That's why I stay a good five degress colder than my husband. (Or rather, what would you do if he wasn't warmer than you? I'd turn into a Popsicle. My heating bill would skyrocket. And then I'd still be cold.)

A: Dear Tiffany,

Because of the difference in your body's exothermic capacity as compared to your husband's. And because he must have a warmer heart than you.

--Joey Potter