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Question #5052 posted on 04/16/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

If a Mortician is alone in a car with a corpse, can he drive in the carpool lane?

- I-15 Triva Buff

A: Dear Trivia Guy,


A: Dear Trivia,

It wouldn't make much sense for a corpse to count in the carpool, would it? It's not as if he (or she) is going to go drive his own car if the mortician doesn't cart him around. You might as well allow people to drive in the carpool lane for hauling a crate of apples around.

--Cucumber squared