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Question #5612 posted on 05/13/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What causes wind?

- blank page empire

A: Dear You're your own devil,

Google is an amazing tool. Did you know that if you type in what you are looking for, such as "what causes wind", it will show you neat sites like http://www.weatherquestions.com/What_causes_wind.htm and http://www.theweatherprediction.com/habyhints/85/ that will tell you exactly what wind is?

Always happy to introduce people to Google.

-CGNU Grad
A: Dear bpe:

The trees are sneezing.

-- Misaneroth