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Dear 100 Hour Board,
Is it a further walk from the Morris Center or Cannon Center to The Wilkinson Center? And which one has the greater change in altitude?

- Anonymous

A: Dear nony,
Although the Cannon Center is closer to the Wilk as the bird flies, the walk from the Morris Center to the Wilk is faster for me. The net altitude change between the Morris Center and the Wilk is slightly greater than that between the Cannon Center and the Wilk.
-Brother Tom