The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. –Jack Handey
Question #5690 posted on 05/17/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
why? I am emotionaly injured, cast off with not so much as an "I'm sorry." My soul is bruised and broken, because she left me for Halo.
- Another bloody victim of that cruel and heartless game

A: Dear Bloody Victim,

She left you for Halo? Now that sounds like my kind of woman!

A: Dear victimized:

Give me her number. I'll go play a few rounds---uh, I mean, "have a deep and searching discussion about your crushed feelings." Yeah. Send her number up proto, and I'll set up a time the two of us can frag---er, talk.

-- Misaneroth