"My brother is too kind. He was eminent when my eminence was only imminent." -Niles Crane
Question #5767 posted on 05/21/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
You know that Mormon band, Colors? I can't find any sort of Colors website. Could you help me with that?

- Colors fan who wants to learn the lyrics

A: Dear fan,
I really think we ought to start offering Google classes or something. I have no doubt that you tried to find that yourself and couldn't, but that was just insanely easy to locate.
::: Latro :::
A: Hey everyone...is it apparent that Latro and I don't like easy Google questions? That's why Latro and I are such great pals, and go make out with our dates together. Okay, so I haven't kissed anyone, but if I ever did, I'd want to make sure it was after a double date with Latro. Only the best, baby.

-Toasteroven, who doesn't hate lazy people, but just furrows his eyebrows and scratches and then shakes his head