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Question #58447 posted on 07/19/2010 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Is it immoral to hold the horse of a horse thief whilst he steals another horse from a different horse thief?

- The Illustrious Incendiary, who promises he's not on drugs.

A: Dear II,

Well, helping a wrong-doer wrong a wrong-doer doesn't sound like it has much right in it. It may seem more justifiable, but justification is also rarely morally right. Why not let the thieves work it out on their own?

At least, that's what I think.

- Commander Keen