Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. -PJ O'Rourke
Question #5941 posted on 05/31/2004 12:03 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

On 05-26, Cinderella mentioned that reading the board after midnight keeps her from catching hyperboles. My question: is hyperboles dangerous, and are there other ways to keep from catching it?

-Chondria

A: Dear Chondria,
YES. It is TERRIBLY dangerous. Actually the most dangerous of all diseases and maladies of any and all types of anything. There is NO way to avoid getting hyperboles, because EVERYONE gets it.
It's really bad.
Kind of like my jokes.
::: Latro :::
A: Dear Chondria-

As I mentioned to Latro, some people will never catch it. They are naturally immune.

-The Franchise