"It's not spiders I dislike, just people." -Petra
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

There has been recent rumors about a certain country singer converting to the Church. Is Shania Twain Mormon?

- Torn in Tennessee

A: Dear Torn-

No.

-The Franchise
A: Dear Torn,
No way José. If she was, I'd be rather embarassed.

-Random