"My brother is too kind. He was eminent when my eminence was only imminent." -Niles Crane

Dear 100 Hour Board,

There has been recent rumors about a certain country singer converting to the Church. Is Shania Twain Mormon?

- Torn in Tennessee

A: Dear Torn-


-The Franchise
A: Dear Torn,
No way José. If she was, I'd be rather embarassed.