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Question #618 posted on 10/11/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How do they water the grass in the football stadium? I assume there are not sprinklers in the field.


A: Dear LaVell,

Sprinklers. Mechanical ones. (It sure beats doing the whole thing by hand).

- Mighty Quinn
A: Dear LaVell,
Well, the sprinklers aren't built in.