"My flabber was completely gasted." - Rating Pending
Question #6199 posted on 06/18/2004 4:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
- BB

A: Dear BB,

Put him in the longboat till he's sober.

A: Dear BB,

Take his dubloons and cover him with a blanket. That way, he can't buy any more alcohol and he doesn't get a chill.

~Midwest girl