Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Question #6215 posted on 06/18/2004 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I can't seem to get rid of this problem I have with losing pens and chapstick. I know this is a problem for many other people, too. So my question is: Where do they go?
- Lost but not Found

A: Dear Lost but not Found-

They're between the couch cushions. Or under the couch entirely.

-The Franchise (who loves finding pens)
A: Dear Lost,

And behind the dresser. That's where mine end up. At least, the ones I've found. I don't know where the others are. And where do socks go? You know, you throw in one full pair of socks, and only one of them comes out. I hate that. I wear sandals all summer, but in winter that gets tedious.

~Midwest girl