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Question #62746 posted on 04/11/2011 2:26 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Any idea why Elder Hales didn't speak at General Conference last weekend?

-dialman

A:

Dear Basil,

I've learned through various and sundry means that he has experienced some health challenges of late. He was, however, able to attend one session of Conference and hopes to be back taking care of all his responsibilities soon.

-Marguerite St. Just