If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey
Question #637 posted on 10/04/2003 2:16 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

How much do "booters" get paid? You know, the guy who puts a boot on your tire, if you're parked illegally.

- Anonymous

A: Dear Anonymous,

Shoot...I don't know... personally, I think my soul is worth more than a measly $8/hour, or whatever they make. But apparently they don't.

- Beemer Boy