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Question #651 posted on 10/07/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Most of my running routes take me onto the Provo River Trail for a mile or two along University Avenue, and every time I run on the trail about a block north of Wyview I smell a funny, chemical sort of smell that I can't identify. It's pretty unpleasant and I was wondering what causes it? I think about asking you guys every time I run by there...

- MMTG

A: Dear MMTG,

That would probably be a combination of methane/cow/poo smell that comes from the agricultural area which is located nearby (and the reason I always roll up my windows and turn off the AC when I am near there).

- Mighty Quinn