If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're gone. –Jack Handey

Dear 100 Hour Board,

This is a question concerning President Hinckley.I've always wondered what kind of car he rolls around in, I'm sure he has a driver and I bet the windows are tinted and he's got like 20" dubs on his ride.He probably has a big phat bumpin system in there too. Can you help me out with some details?

A: Dear didn't you just ask this question?

President Hinkley gets driven around in a black Lincoln Town Car. The windows are very tinted. He doesn't have 20" wheels nor does he have a "phat" stereo system.

-the pirates (who don't do anything)
A: I've also seen him in some sort of new, nice mini-van at a football game.