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Question #656 posted on 10/07/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Where have all the turkey salad sandwiches gone? I can't seem to find them in any of the vending machines anymore! Is this because they were found to be addictive and had to be removed?

-Hungry for Turkey

A: Dear Hungry for Turkey,

You want the answer Alex? The answer is simple: supply and demand. They analyzed which sandwhiches were selling the most and your personal favorite wasn't one of them so it got axed. My condolences.

- Mighty Quinn