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Question #66081 posted on 01/12/2012 11:34 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Do you think most guys prefer a curvier woman like Scarlett Johansson or Beyonce, or a skinnier woman like Taylor Swift or Emma Watson?

- Maybe it doesn't matter that much?


Dear Mebs,

It definitely varies from person to person, and I think it's hard to say these days what "most guys" would prefer. Personally, I find all four of those women to be very attractive.

- Commander Keen


Dear Muchness,

Speaking on behalf of most guys, we'd prefer a hybrid combination...with Taylor's guitar skills, Scarlett's jujitsu and black leather, Beyonce's halo, and Emma Watson's sharp incantation ability.



Dear Maeby,

I'll attach a screen shot from the AMAT (Average Male Aptitude Test), which I was forced to create and take after reading this question.


I think that speaks for itself. Another possibility would be picking just three choices for the "date, dump, marry" game and then psychoanalyze the results.

-Art Vandelay