"My flabber was completely gasted." - Rating Pending
Question #6679 posted on 07/17/2004 4:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
- pollo loco

A: I would think they are too dumb to, myself, even if they had a new body part.

-Anon-o-rama