Oh, there he goes off to his room to write that hit song "Alone in my principles."
Question #6834 posted on 07/27/2004 4:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
If all mammals kept their proportions, but magically had their size and weight changed to that of an adult human, would the cheetah still be the fastest? How fast would a mouse be able to run?
- Masked Midget

A: Dear Masked Vertically Challenged Person,

Man... if the mouses were magically transformed to take on the weight and size of an adult human, I fear for the cheese industry!

That is all,

Horatio