You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright
Question #687 posted on 10/06/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

For a number of years now I have been plagued and bothered by one question that I really need an answer to - why, with so many "petite" girls on campus, does the women's locker room not have "small" shirts?

- Drowning in a Medium

A: Dear Drowning,

The same reason there are plenty of big, tall guys on campus and they give us shorts that are left over from 80's professional basketball teams: the need for irony in our lives.

- Mighty Quinn