"Don't drink vinegar. Good in salad dressing...bad in your throat." - Claudio
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why do people stop believing in Santa Claus?

Love, a Believer

A:

Dear Believer,

Because I never saw the sled depicted with a flux capacitor.

-Dr. Emmett Brown

A:

Dear Paprika,

Logic, probably.

-MSJ

A:

Dear Believer,

Because clinging to a clearly false belief purely for the sake of childhood nostalgia isn't how I like to spend my time, no matter how much The Polar Express romanticizes the notion.

-Zedability the Grinch