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Question #7176 posted on 08/12/2004 4:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I have a fabulous campus job this summer, but it will end when classes end. Any good ideas for earning some extra dough in the next few weeks? I'm thinking temporary stuff during education week, but anything would do. Thanks!
- poor starving college student

A: Dear Starved,

Sell your soul to the plasma centers. There are several around town and you can ussually make around $20 twice a week.

A: Dear Poor Starving,

Try positions at the Cougareat. They are always desperate for Education Week help... very very desperate.

That would solve two of your woes: poor and starving. As for complaining about being a college student... there aint' much we can do about that.

Hungrily yours,