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Question #72335 posted on 05/01/2013 12:10 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

This question is specifically targeted to the unmarried guys of the 100 Hour Board but anyone is free to answer. What are some current beauty or fashion trends that you just don't like or understand? Are there any that would warrant a girl as un-dateable for you?

-Curious Cat


Dear Curious,

Floral print pants. It's like suburban camouflage or something. 

-The Entropy Ninja


Dear Curious Cat,

I'm married, but I really don't get the current trend toward huge sunglasses. Like Vampiress and Cognoscente said in Board Question #71951, they're kind of repulsive. If I were single they wouldn't be a dealbreaker, but if I started flirting with someone who wore them I'd probably have to tease her about them.

—Laser Jock