Dear 100 Hour Board,
Why does Provo animal control refuse to come on campus?
I understand that you're trying to do the kitty or university a service, but the truth is: there are feral cats all over campus. It would be practically impossible to get them all caught and relocated, and they aren't harming the university, so why not just let them stay? They probably help keep mice at bay or something... Or just look cool at night when they creep out of the bushes...